Pick Up Artist

Style aka Neil Strauss is one of the most successful and talented PUAs(Pick Up Artists) in the world. Can you really pull this shit he does off? I'm pretty sure you can, if you have it in you. I believe it would take some work to become a master at this art. Style definitely had some problems with his life as a PUA but also had an awesome time doing it. It is a real moral decision when becoming one of these men.

I have contemplated turning this blog into a PUA biography. The steps of myself turning into a PUA but then I thought a little better of myself. I will turn myself into something else. Someone that uses these tactics but not in the evil way most of these robots do. These guys that call themselves Pick Up Artists are nothing but actors that can memorize a couple lines. The real good ones like Style analyze everything and can make the most of almost any situation with anyone be it a guy or a girl. This is almost what I want to achieve. Documenting it in a blog would be real cool, but I'm not sure I'm ready to put myself out there yet.

I gather up a bunch of canned openers and go talk to girls at bars and clubs. I realized I do this already except I don't have as many catchy openers. I use lame ones like 'Hi' or 'Hows it goin?' Those seem to work pretty well most of the time. I do have some lines to get numbers that I shouldn't even give out. This is a crazy opinion on this subject cause I think I'm just scared of committing to the lifestyle of the PUAs. One of these times it will click and I'll know what to do. Rant over. New topic of the blog is whatever is on my mind. Vital.

Paris loses 60 Million

Ahh Yes. Paris Hilton, America's favorite celebrity that does absolutely nothing. This girl is just a professional rich girl. Living off the family fortune for the majority of her life. Life is good. Until you go to jail and your grandfather gets real pissed at you and donates your $60 Million inheritance to charity. That jail sentence was just the last straw. I'm surprised on how the sex video wasn't the last straw.

I'm sure this has no important significance on how Paris will act. I'm sure we will see her out partying just as much. Maybe just maybe she will be partying a little more responsibly and not driving around drunk or high or whatever she does when she parties. A nice 20 day jail sentence always straightens me out. I commend you Paris for losing that 60 Million. I wish one day I could have the opportunity to lose $60,000,000. I wanted to write the zeros to emphasize the amount of money.

YouTube CNN Democratic Debate

This evening was the YouTube CNN Democratic Debate. The format of this debate was that the questions were not posed by CNN and the media yet Americans who made video questions and submitted them on YouTube. The idea behind the debate is a great concept yet somewhat of a gimmick. Nearly all the questions posed were avoided very well. Mike Gravel seems to be the only candidate that will stand up for something he really believes in that is different than anyone else.

Some of the most important topics that came up were Universal Health Care systems, educational reform, and tax reform. I like these discussions a lot more than debating the war in Iraq over and over. The Universal Health Care will not happen in the near future unfortunately because of the problems with the Social Security that needs to be solved first. It is a good campaigning tactic but should be taken with a grain of salt. The biggest change that will happen under democratic rule will be getting rid of the no child left behind act. This was wrong in the first place and the only thing it helps do is to contain the smarter kids because there are no ways to expand them to their potential.

The questions posed by YouTube users were very well thought out and informative. There were a couple that were ridiculous and I wonder why CNN would let them on. The gun control question was unnecessary and the questions making the candidates say one good thing and one bad thing about the candidate next to them. Overall was a good debate but did have some faults. I'm getting very disappointed with the democratic candidates because they don't seem to want to stand up for anything and all just go along with everyone else in their party. It is what I have to live with for now.

10 Ways to Improve Your Life NOW

I'm finally back after a huge amount of time off from the blog. I lost some belief but now its back. I'll get back into and hope I can get some more posts up.

Ten Ways to Improve your Life

1. Stop Jumping to Conclusions. Humans can't read minds now matter how hard you try.

2. Don't Dramatize. Keep It Real.

3. Don't Invent Rules. You aren't 5 years old anymore.

4. Don't stereotype or label otheres. Well who hasn't heard that one.

5. Quit being a Perfectionist. You'll ruin your life looking for perfection.

6. Don't over generalize.

7. Don't take things so personally. They probably aren't talking about you.

8. Don't Assume your emotions are Trustworthy.

9. Don't let Life get you down. Keep being optimistic.

10. Don't hang onto the past. Let it go. Just let it go.


Great list I found and added my own annoying comments to. Found it over at Lifehack.org. Like I said after #2, you just have to Keep it Real.

Stephen Colbert - Greatest Living American

Recently Stephen Colbert made a comment on his show that he would like to be known as the Greatest Living American. Because of his endless legion of viewers this can be accomplished via google.com. There has been a request that many bloggers post on their blogs and website that Stephen Colbert is the greatest living american. This is called google bombing and was supposedly fixed from the president's website coming up for miserable failure. Google of course likes Stephen more so they are letting it slide. I of course can not put it on my title tags that help it out the most but many sites can and are. Currently as of 4/20 Stephen Colbert is the Greatest Living American according to google, now google wouldn't lie to you would they? Type greatest living american into google and www.colbertnation.com is the first result. This is a site maintained by Comedy Central but made to look like a fan site.

One of the most interesting posts made was a bathub dedicated to Stephen and the effort for the greatest living american. Vintage Tub & Bath has produced a Colbert tub with an american flag painted on the outside only suited for the greatest living american. This has caused quite a stir with the google bombing. Here is a picture of the bathtub that is dedicated to the greatest livingamerican Stephen Colbert

Snow, Snow, Snow, and some PennDOT

Well for anyone that doesn't know it snows in Pennsylvania. It snows a lot sometimes in Pennsylvania. Last month there was a snow storm on Valentine's day which caused many of the interstates to shut down and leave thousands and thousands of motorists stranded on the roads, some up to 18 hours.

This has been a huge topic around this area. People really enjoy complaining about it and sticking it to our governor. I know exactly what the problem was. They cut funds to do something else. I'm sure that something else is something really awesome to. I bet they put more funds into renovations of the governors mansion. Maybe buy him a new sports car, or better yet buy President Bush a new mountain bike. Unfortunately those budget cuts in the area of snow removal put a hurting to the state and more importantly the roads in the state.

Currently it is snowing about an inch an hour outside. Hopefully there has been some improvements with the snow removal. I don't want to hear people complain about the roads again. I don't complain about the roads, just complain about people complaining about the roads. I can handle the snow. Hope this doesn't turn into the St. Patrick's Day storm we will remember similar to last month. Keep up the good work PennDOT.

Time Travel Impossible.....For Now

This is kind of upsetting news for me when I heard it. I am very big on time travel and I love reading and watching stories related to time travel. Unfortunately scientists have deemed time travel impossible at this point in time. Of course you can always travel into the future, but so is everyone else around you at the same time. By the time you are done reading this blog you will have traveled through time. Unfortunately you can't go back in time.

Obviously these scientists were not paying attention to Doc Brown in Back to the Future. All you need to travel through time is a Flux Capacitor and some strategically set up time circuits. Along with that you need a little plutonium to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity you need to spark the time circuits. Go to the movie store and pick it up then buy a Delorean and get to work.

One day of course we will be there and have the ability to travel through time as we please. But maybe not, because it doesn't seem like there are people coming from the future now. Or at least none of them have let us know or prove it to us. Maybe its just can't happen on the planet or you just can't travel back in time. Theorists have stated that if you got in a space ship and traveled at the speed of sound for a certain amount of time and returned to earth then you would of only aged a year and the earth over millions of years.

This is to complicated for me to fully understand, let along anyone except Doc Brown. Of course I would love to travel in time and who wouldn't. It would of course probably tear a hole in the space time continuum. So fire up the flux capacitor and get back to me on this one yesterday.